OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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