I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I cut my penus on the lid.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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