no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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