Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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