I want to walk on stilts...naked
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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