420 ftw
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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