when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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