Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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