i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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