singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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