Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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