some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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