i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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