Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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