i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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