The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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