Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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