glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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