and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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