she looked like the before picture.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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