He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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