Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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