it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
50% drunk capacity currently
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
