Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize