BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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