i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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