AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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