It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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