There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
