We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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