But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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