so explain again why im purple
no
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
