normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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