Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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