chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
tell me about the eggs
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
