im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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