There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
