I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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