okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My cat gives me a boner
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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