ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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