Pants 0. Shit 1.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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