arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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