So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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