I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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