I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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