butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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