This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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