i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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