I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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