He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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