Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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