Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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