I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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