i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Randomize
