Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he was CRYING into my vagina
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
PANTIES FOUND
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