i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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