Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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